What you’ll need
Grill
Coal
Lighter Fluid
Matches
1-2 beers (dependent on how fast you drink ‘em)
Quick ‘n Dirty Instructions
1. Put the charcoal in the grill in a pyramid fashion
2. Douse the coals in lighter fluid (enough to cover them all, not more)
3. Light the coals.
4. Drink your first beer while making sure the flames don’t light anything on fire
5. The flames should have died down by now - Finish your first beer (or your second dependent on the speed you drink)
6. Once the coals have the gray dust covering them, spread them out and start cooking.
Play By Play
I’ll admit, both due to preference and cheapness (more over the cheapness) that I love my little charcoal grill. It’s a small tabletop version, not very hip to the giant grill stages at all.
This is good because I don’t have much room to put the grill, but bad because I don’t have much room ON the grill.
That being said, there a numerous amenities that this small grill is missing that are present on larger, better grills: self-starting, propane, venting beneath the charcoal area, rocket fusion…y’know, important things that help you grill.
Since these things are missing, I’ve learned over trial and error what is necessary to light an excellent charcoal cooking place in my small grill. The process is simple, load up a pyramid of coals (whatever kind you use, I use the cheap store brand), and douse ‘em in lighter fluid. Now, here’s where I need to make a side note: some people CLAIM that lighter fluid makes the food taste funny/bad. I’ve never ever noticed this. I guess I’m not refined enough. Again, though, it sounds like something that skinny chefs say, and who can trust them? Not me! That being said,
Once the lighter fluid is on the briquets (brickets? briquettes? whatevs), light a match to it. Here’s where you sit back, and watch the grill while drinking a beer. The primary reason is that it’ll take some time for the flames to die down (flame = good on the grill, bad on the interweb), warming up the coals enough to cook on them. The secondary reason is to make sure nothing ends up lighting on fire.
Once the flames have died down, you can go in and prepare whatever. It’ll take about 15-20 minutes for the coals to have warmed up enough to cook on. They say once there’s a gray dusting over them, you can spread them out. Basically, if you’re savoring your beer, until you finish that first one. If you’re not, then after your second one, you should be ready to cook. Just spread ‘em out, and throw on the food.
Now, of course, with a grill like mine, it’s not as easy as it sounds. Primary lesson learned: leave the $#)(*7 cover off. It needs plenty of air flow to keep the coals a-burnin’. Took me longer than I would have thought possible to learn that lesson, but there you have it. Some grills just do not have the venting system one would wish for. I know mine doesn’t, and if you’re having trouble with lighting your grill, that could be one of the reasons.
There you have it: important tips on how to light grills. Sometime I’ll have to share some tips on how to cook on grills (especially the small table top ones like mine).